How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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