I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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