Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Congratulations! We have a period
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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