why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Say something about gay babies.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
