in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.