Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia