She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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