Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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