theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Operation Purity has been aborted
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
How naked do you want me to be?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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