your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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