Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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