Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He shit in the fireplace
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
