i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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