What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Randomize
