guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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