hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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