Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize