I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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