Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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