what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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