I got chris browned last night
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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