Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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