This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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