I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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