oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I will die if light touches me.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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there was a trapeze. enough said
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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