You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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