school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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