So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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