I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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