Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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