susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
