Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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