Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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