shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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