What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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