How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
handjob tips. give me some.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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