Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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