This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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