Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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