It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My vagina is very pro this idea
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