FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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