And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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