people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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