Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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