She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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