I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
