I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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