I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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