Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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