dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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