I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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