Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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