Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
you made out with another girl for some wings
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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