did you get engaged???
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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