great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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