dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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